If you've not been living under a rock, you'd have heard of  Bigg Boss 9 (Colors) doing the rounds in the media for quite some time now. What with Salman Khan returning as the host for this season, there’s lot of buzz surrounding the reality show. Even though the final list of contestants is not out yet, we, at Tellychakkar, have put together our dream list. Take a look…

Indrani and Peter Mukerjea:

Who can be better than this controversial couple to inaugurate the list of the most famous controversial reality show on television? The perfect ‘partners-in-crime’ are apt as they can give a huge kick to the TRP ratings.

Rishi Kapoor:

This Bollywood veteran, known for his quirky and witty tweets, will be fun to watch on the show. From Sheena Bora murder case to beef ban to Radhe Maa, this one man has an opinion on everything. In fact, we find out more about Ranbir-Katrina from him… *wink*

Ekta Kapoor:

Television Czarina would be the actual Bigg Boss as all the participants would want to score a role with her production house. Even the thought of this woman in the house is quite pleasing and she can go on to script Bigg Boss too. Say what, readers?

Arnab Goswami:

We are just wondering, with Arnab in the house, would Bigg Boss get to have a say at all! May be Bigg Boss will introduce a new (most difficult) luxury budget activity ever, where other contestants have to make sure that Arnab remain’s quiet for an hour. Of course, everybody would fail the test.

Tanmay Bhat:

Don’t you think it will be nice to see Arnab getting roasted? And who better than Tanmay to do the honour? Moreover, this digital platform personality is known for his wit, which will add super fun to the series.

Rekha:

This yesteryears beauty has surely many tales to tell. From her acting career to her alleged affairs to her days in politics, she has a bag full of experience to share. And once she opens up, we are sure that everyone will tune in to watch this season.

Yo Yo Honey Singh:

From his controversial lyrics to his alleged substance abuse, Yo Yo has always been controversy’s favourite child. Let’s accept it, whatever his choice of lyrics is, he is a total entertainer who can up the game with his rap alone.

Poonam Pandey:

We’ve heard her name cropping up in every season of the show, without the bindaas model-actress participating in it. It’s high time she came on the show. Her antics will shoot the TRPs through the roof. But, erm, who’ll be uploading sexy pictures on her social networking sites!

Radhe Ma:

With so much chaos happening in the Bigg Boss house, we surely need some spiritual guidance. Radhe Ma, in her godly avatar, is simply perfect for that. Just in case her pravachan starts to wear us down, she can always whip up a sexy dance move.

Ankita Lokhande:

Though this television beauty is one power-packed performer, she is known more for her tantrums in the fraternity. May be she could be this year’s Dolly Bindra. Also, she has Ekta for company…so win-win.

Karan Singh Grover and Jennifer Winget:

We have seen ex-couples Niketan Modak-Karishma Kotak and Rajev Paul-Delnaaz Irani taking part in Bigg Boss. So why not this good looking pair? They will provide the much-needed fodder to gossip sites.

Hardik Patel:

Since social activists are always welcomed on Bigg Boss, who can be better than Hardik to spice up the show? Will he and Rishi Kapoor get into a war of words? Damn…we are already excited!

Yuvraj Singh:

The ace sportsman is currently not playing any tournament, which makes him available for the series. He can also help the participants with training, sports and gymming. May be he can hook up on the show as well? Oooh.

Lisa Haydon:

This firang sensation, in her itsy-bitsy fare, will send the TRPs soaring. Also, her adorably accented Hindi will make us fall in love with her. Need more reasons to watch this show?!

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